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| Welcome to Starbucks, how can I help you?
This comes out of my mouth daily at my job... Starbucks, it's a part time job, and frankly I don't give a rats ass about it, so I don't care. Anyway, let me now rant about how much I hate that 4 days a week I have to be yuppie suburbia's drug dealer.
Daily people come into my Park Ridge, IL Starbucks in search of the long lost caffiene that they have grown strong addiction, comparable to the addiction to heroine that their kids have for being spoiled little trust fund babies who get $1.2mil for a weekly allowance.
I stand there and smile. Not because I'm happy, but because I pity the fool that will without a gun to their head purchase a beverage that costs more than it costs to finance a space mission.
The average retard comes in 2-3 times per day... Hang on I need to go for a few, I'll finish this post later tonight. Peace out a-town | | |
| Internet people love acronyms because they make communication much more
efficient, as we can see from the following typical conversation:
Person A: What's up?
Person B: Not much.
Person A: LOL. HEFY?
Person B: ROTFL.
Person C: PMFJ, but IMHO,
OJIOGBUOLSWMR
TJVAIFWNTMITSI
HDHGCOAC.
Persons A&B: I see.
pwned by acronym.
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| So to start my daily offerings to those who (almost typed whore there
for a second... i should probably break that habit) are less leet than
sean (www.xanga.com/thorntas) and myself... I offer you this tib bit
from a conversation that I had recently... Keeping in mind that this is
the reason that I decided to start this diary of cynical thoughts.
Jamis (11:10:38 PM): id want anything mobile.
Jamis (11:10:44 PM): its so sucky that i got pwned
Nina (11:11:17 PM): what's pwned? sean typed that earlier
Jamis (11:11:32 PM): its like "owned"
Jamis (11:11:43 PM): but a common typo, that became gamer jargon
Nina (11:13:37 PM): i see... at first i thought i was just ancient... but it's really just that i'm not as dorky...
Nina (11:15:59 PM): actually, i am, but apparently i'm just not leet... which i just had to look up too
Jamis (11:16:05 PM): ROFL
Jamis (11:16:41 PM): thats awesome... if i had a xanga that would be in it
Jamis (11:17:37 PM): infact that has now motivated me to make one
That was the highlight of my day so far... be it sad!!! Don't laugh or
I'll r00t j00r b0x 1337 stylez0r. Until next time, 411 j00r b453 b310ng
t0 m3
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